Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this
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You know what? You know what? Yeah.: Oprah
Oprah points to a woman in the front row.
“Look under your chair,” she says.
The woman looks at her neighbour, then leans forward and reaches under her seat as commanded. She feels around for a second then grasps, and pulls out, a large fish.
Oprah claps her hands.
“You get a…
As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
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